***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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