Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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