So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
