Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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