it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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