I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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