Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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