i would punch a child for taco bell
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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