i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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