Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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