Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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