brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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