CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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