How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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