You're completely useless in the revolution.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
