I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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