I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
