I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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