I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't think brook has ever known best
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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