Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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