Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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