his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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