Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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