Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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