I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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