i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my poor anus
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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