I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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