I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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