One girl and one boy is just not enough.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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