Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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