I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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