Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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