Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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