found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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