Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
