Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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