so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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