I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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