suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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