and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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