At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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