had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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