I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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