Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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