last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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