hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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