her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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