If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I skipped work to stalk him.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I stole a fireplace last night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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