Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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