I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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