i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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