grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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